What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
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it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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