ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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