Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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