her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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