You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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