East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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