he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
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My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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