i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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