i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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