i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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