why didn't you poke me back
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
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He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
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Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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