I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
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I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
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I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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