i permit you to call me
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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