I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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