I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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