I want to have your abortion
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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