Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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