I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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