You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
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Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
it's like iHOP with fire
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
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no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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