yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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