they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
it glows. i had to have it.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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