White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
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Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
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It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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