He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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