Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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