i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
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How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
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I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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