you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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