I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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