So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
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Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
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What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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