found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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