I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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