Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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