Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
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low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
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It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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