google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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