what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
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