Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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