On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
i am craving dick and cupcakes
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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