quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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