remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
she looked like the before picture.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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