Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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