I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i barfeds in our rink
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
