when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
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I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
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He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
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