I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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