I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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