I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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