Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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