And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
the day after is always just damage control
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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