so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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