this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
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