i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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