I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Randomize
