Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I need to calm my uterus...
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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