After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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