You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
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It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
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DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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