My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?