we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
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First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
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if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL