i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I could make wine with my vomit
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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