He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
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They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
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I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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