I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
